The Shark

Reallysharpteeth.com

2009-01-08T12:47:00.004-05:00

Sharks must keep moving or they'll sink. Swim on over to our new home at reallysharpteeth.com to check out all the new stuff.

"Autopsy"

2009-01-08T10:54:00.002-05:00

"Blah blah, science, blah blah, desperate attempt to draw attention to our crappy museum."

Shark 'Autopsy' Webcast: Science or Stunt?

CSI New Zealand

2009-01-07T22:18:00.005-05:00

Plans were made to hack up one of my bros and stream it on the internet. It's like a shipwreck. I can't NOT look. I suck at time zone conversion, and I don't have one of those fancy finwatches with multiple time zones. Did this already happen? Are they gonna archive it? What's next? A hobbit dissection?

UPDATE: Turns out they "autopsied" a female great white shark. Watch the video here. The event took place outdoors after hundreds of museum patrons rubbed their greasy hands all over the body. Real scientific-like, scientists. In remembrance of this event, we will be performing a series of dissections off the coasts of New Zealand. Bring a camera.

Close encounter of the shark kind

2009-01-07T18:44:00.002-05:00

One of my hammerhead brethren reminded this lifeguard that Baywatch isn't all fun and games and bouncing boobies.

Lifeguard's close encounter with shark

Twitter

2009-01-07T15:13:00.002-05:00

Follow The Shark.

Twitter.com/sharksandlasers

Maybe I'll let you know when I am gonna eat you for breakfast.

This is just wrong!

2009-01-07T13:11:00.002-05:00

Scientists, remember when I said I was going to eat you last? I lied.

Live dissection of great white shark to be beamed around the world

Jarkko Ruutu

2009-01-07T13:01:00.002-05:00

They should trade this guy to the San Jose Sharks.

UPDATE: 2 game suspension! That's like a slap on the fin. More biting in hockey begins now!

Weak?

2009-01-07T12:41:00.003-05:00

If we have such weak bites, let's see these guys try their little experiment while we're awake. At least they mentioned our really sharp teeth.

Sharks have weak bites, say scientists

This article also contains a hilarious video of one of my great white buddies scaring the crap out of some kayakers.

One step closer to lasers

2009-01-07T12:37:00.002-05:00

Someone needs to make a movie that's like Terminator, but with sharks.

Mythbusters build Robo-shark to put great white shark myths to the test

I wasn't invited?

2009-01-07T12:31:00.004-05:00

I thought this meant we were cool.

Victim's family call for shark to be spared

I showed up for the memorial service. I even brought the remains (in my stomach,but it's the thought that counts, right?). Now I'm a funeral crasher?

Shark crashes memorial service for shark victim

Smile for the camera

2009-01-07T12:20:00.002-05:00

Just because we're smiling, it doesn't mean we like you.

Lemon shark 'grins' into camera in award-winning photo

No cage can contain us or protect you

2009-01-07T11:49:00.006-05:00

The escape was admirable. The dying part, not so much.

Shark jumps out of aquarium into swimmimg pool

Just remember, we let you live.

Great white shark breaks through divers' metal cage

Wikipedia

2009-01-07T02:41:00.002-05:00

Sharks on Wikipedia.

Fake sharks on Wikipedia.