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"Autopsy"

"Blah blah, science, blah blah, desperate attempt to draw attention to our crappy museum."

Shark 'Autopsy' Webcast: Science or Stunt?

CSI New Zealand

Plans were made to hack up one of my bros and stream it on the internet. It's like a shipwreck. I can't NOT look. I suck at time zone conversion, and I don't have one of those fancy finwatches with multiple time zones. Did this already happen? Are they gonna archive it? What's next? A hobbit dissection?

UPDATE: Turns out they "autopsied" a female great white shark. Watch the video here. The event took place outdoors after hundreds of museum patrons rubbed their greasy hands all over the body. Real scientific-like, scientists. In remembrance of this event, we will be performing a series of dissections off the coasts of New Zealand. Bring a camera.

Close encounter of the shark kind

One of my hammerhead brethren reminded this lifeguard that Baywatch isn't all fun and games and bouncing boobies.

Lifeguard's close encounter with shark

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Maybe I'll let you know when I am gonna eat you for breakfast.

This is just wrong!

Scientists, remember when I said I was going to eat you last? I lied.

Live dissection of great white shark to be beamed around the world

Jarkko Ruutu

They should trade this guy to the San Jose Sharks.



UPDATE: 2 game suspension! That's like a slap on the fin. More biting in hockey begins now!